Custom-Order Cats

As a service to all cat-lovers, I've created the Custom Cat Company. Specially tailored cats constructed in our state-of-the-art cat factory and express-mailed right to your door in three days or your money back!

Fur Color:
Eye Color:
Weight (KG):
Special Mental Abilities: Psychic
Special Physical Abilities: Doubles in size when threatened
Can crawl under doors
Stealth Technologytm
Favorite Resting Spot:
Miscellaneous: House trained
Brings dead/wounded animals into the house
Claws the furniture
Claws you